{Funny Valentines Day Poems} Short Funny Valentine Poems for Friends, Kids

{Funny Valentines Day Poems} Short Funny Valentine Poems for Friends, Kids: Do you have plans to celebrate St. Valentine’s Day this year in a unique way and add some more passion and love into it? Sharing some funny valentines poems with your beloved can make it more fun and memorable. With funny valentines day poems, you can spend more of your time laughing and enjoying the moment with your loved one. Send Her a Funny Valentine Poem: You can share valentine poems funny with your guy or girl through Facebook, WhatsApp, SnapChat or even send them a St. Valentine’s Day greeting card with the funny poem. And when you spend the special day together, you could laugh it off on the valentines funny poems. Imagine the smile on your beloved’s face when he or she reads the valentines day funny poems on their phone or greeting card. Some of the most memorable moments of your life are the times you spent laughing with your beloved. With funny poems for valentines day, you can make the occasion even more special. Whether you have an exotic date on your mind or you want to spend time in your home with her, funny short valentines day poems can mean that you should enjoy more of each other’s giggles and come closer.

Laugh Together to Come Closer

They say the more you laugh together, the closer you feel. So these short funny valentine poems can mean much more than some great time together. These funny short valentines poems can mean stronger and better relationships that last longer.

St. Valentine’s Day for Friends & Everyone

St. Valentine’s Day is no longer for couples only. You can share funny valentine poems for friends, family, and even with kids. Especially, if you are a family man or a homemaker, you can share funny valentines poems for kids with your little ones and give them a good reason to celebrate the special day with the family. You could take everyone out on a beautiful little picnic or out on the town to have a great time.

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With funny valentine short poems, you can make St. Valentine’s Day merrier and jovial for everyone. Reading the funny valentines poems, your loved ones can have all the fun while rejoicing the occasion of love with those who matter the most in their lives. Whether you have friends, family, or your boyfriend or girlfriend to celebrate the day with, funny valentines day poems can add charm, laughter, and thrill to the occasion.

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Valentine Senses

If I were a streetlamp, I'd light up the night
Whenever my sweetheart--that's you--came in sight.
If I were a candle, I'd light up the room,
Inhaling your body's delightful perfume.

If I were a chair where you happened to sit,
All of my senses would just throw a fit,
Because where you'd touch me, you'd set me afire,
You're hot, and you burn me with love and desire.

All of my senses--sight, smell and touch
Are screaming at me: "I love you so much!"
My feelings are potent, and I want you to know
The more that I know you, the stronger they grow.

I'm begging you, please, to tell me you're mine
My luscious, my perfect, my sweet Valentine.

By Karl and Joanna Fuchs

Valentine Zoo

I’m an animal lover, I’m happy to say.
And I love them and pet them most every day.
So for you, Valentine, I thank heaven above,
Because you’re like the creatures I love.

You‘re cuddly and cute as a warm, playful kitten,
With your animal nature, my love, I am smitten.
You walk like a lioness stalking the plain,
With your dangerous eyes and your beautiful mane.

It’s such pleasure to pet you, as you sigh and you purr,
I run my hand over you, like stroking your fur.
I'm a strong Alpha wolf, with you at my side,
Sharing love, food and shelter, and feelings of pride.

These feelings of animal love we can share,
As I find different ways to show that I care.
So won’t you please be my own private zoo?
My Valentine, I love to play with you.

By Karl Fuchs

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Love In Christ

On Valentine's Day,
I think of my Christian brothers and sisters
with love...
hoping to help,
hoping to encourage.
hoping to serve,
as Jesus commanded.
I want you to know
that I am thinking of you,
and I want you to call on me
for help, encouragement and service
whenever you need me.
On Valentine's Day,
I send my love in Christ.

By Joanna Fuchs

Valentine Divine

When Jesus Christ decided to
Give us a Valentine,
He followed His Father's orders--
The task God did assign.

He gave Himself, His life, His all,
For this special Valentine,
Knowing He would change the world;
Real love He'd redefine.

It's sacrifice we need to give
To a beloved Valentine;
When we do that, we get a glimpse
Of the holy and divine.

Oh Lord, please help us be like you,
With every Valentine.
When we love each other as You did,
It's then that we're really Thine.

By Joanna Fuchs

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I Don’t Need Valentine’s Day

I don’t need Valentine’s Day
to remember how much I love you,
or how much I want to give you
everything you need,
everything you want,
and delightful things
you haven’t even thought of,
because you give so much to me.
I don’t need Valentine’s Day
to remind me to strive always
to create for you
surpassing happiness and satisfaction,
just as you have done for me.
I don’t need Valentine’s Day,
but it gives me a reason
to open my heart to you,
to tell you loving things
I think in my head
but forget to say out loud.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Sweetheart;
You mean everything to me.

By Joanna Fuchs
Why Do I Love You?
Why do I love you? I can't think of why,
Unless it's the sweet way that you make me sigh
With pleasure and rapture, emotion and bliss,
Each time that you hold me to give me a kiss.
Why do I love you? You've brought contentment and peace.
Each hour that I'm with you brings total release
From the cares of the day and the stresses of living.
You do that with caring and loving and giving.
Why do I love you? Reasons abound;
I know for a sure thing that I love the sound
Of your voice and your laugh, and I love your dear face,
And I know no one else could take your place.
Why do I love you? Did I mention your eyes?
The way that they smolder and hypnotize?
Your touch--what delicious sensations when we're...
Well...I'm crazy about you, I guess that's very clear.
May I be your sweetheart? And will you be mine?
Please say I can be your Valentine!
By Joanna Fuchs

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What Valentine Can I Give Him?

What can I give to Jesus
On this special Valentine's Day?
How can I tell Him I'll love Him,
And follow Him, come what may?

How can I show I need Him?
Should I send a red heart, with lace?
How can I thank Him enough
For his sacrifice, love and grace?

What Valentine can I give Him,
My adoration to impart?
I'll give to Him what He wants most;
I'll yield to Him my heart.

By Joanna Fuchs

Twice As Sweet

On Valentines Day, we show our love;
We express our deep affections.
Those who are important to us
Get cards and sweet confections.

But Christian love is not just for
The ones we hold most dear;
Jesus said "love everyone;"
He made that very clear.

For Christians, it is every day
We should care and love and serve
Everyone we meet in life,
Whether they do or don't deserve.

Let's follow Jesus' good command
To love everyone we meet.
Valentine's Day every day
Will make life twice as sweet.

By Joanna Fuchs

Valentine's Day Is for Christian Love

Valentine's Day is for honoring love;
To show those we love we care.
Red hearts with tender sentiments
We send, our love to share.

So on Valentine's Day we're reminded
Of our very first Christian goal:
To love the Lord with all our heart
And all our mind and soul.

To love our neighbor as ourselves
We are also told to do,
So let's live our love by the Bible;
It's God's word, flawless and true.

If we give this Christian Valentine first,
We'll never run out of love,
For infinite love will come to us
From God in heaven above.
By Joanna Fuchs


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Valentine Obsession

My Valentine, my love, my all,
How did this come to be?
This romance has me quite beguiled;
You’ve captivated me.

I breathe you every waking hour,
And when I sleep, I dream
That you are in my arms again...
Sweet fantasies extreme.

I’m sure that I was born for you;
You have me so fulfilled.
You kiss me and caress me,
As wild feelings start to build.

But that’s not all, my Valentine;
My mind is also yours.
And for this fine obsession,
It seems there are no cures.

So tell me that you feel the same;
Tell me that you’re mine.
Let me know you’ll always be
My treasured Valentine.
By Joanna Fuchs
Every Day

Every day with you
is Valentine's Day, my love.
Every day is filled with romance,
with love, with sharing and caring.
Every day I am reminded
how blessed I am to have you
as my Valentine, my sweetheart,
my lover, my friend,
my playmate, my companion.
No Valentine card,
no words at all could express
how much I love You,
how ecstatic I feel
to know that you are mine.
My Valentine,
every day, I'll try to show you
that every day I love you more.

By Joanna Fuchs

No One Like You

My darling Valentine, it's clear,
I love you more and more each year.
Our love is contentment, happiness, too,
Because there's just no one like you.

Whenever I feel down and blue,
You make me laugh, and I feel new.
Your loving looks turn my heart to goo;
There's no one, Love, no one like you.

I'm blessed to have your true devotion;
I'm filled with warm and sweet emotion.
You show your love in all you do;
You're one of a kind--no one like you.

And so, my dearest Valentine,
I'm oh, so glad that you are mine.
Our love is faithful, strong and true.
Sweetheart, there's just no one like you.

By Joanna Fuchs

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Give Me A Clue

I’m thinking of you on Valentine’s Day;
You are nice, so I want to say:
Give me a clue; give me a sign;
Will you be my Valentine?

By Joanna Fuchs

Sunshine Valentine

I’ll be very happy
If you’ll be my Valentine;
You’ll fill my heart with joy,
And my day with bright sunshine!

By Joanna Fuchs

Valentine Card
I'm sending this
'Cause I want to say,
You are special,
Happy Valentine's Day!
We Two

How about we two
As friends combine?
Please be my friendship

By Joanna Fuchs

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You Shine

As good friends go,
You really shine.
Let’s be each other’s

By Joanna Fuchs

Second to None

When we’re together,
We have such fun;
You’re second to none!

By Joanna Fuchs

You Are Special

Special people are very few;
Who is special? That would be you.
My Valentine’s Day would be so fine,
If you would be my Valentine.

By Joanna Fuchs

You're Just Great

Hey there, my classmate,
I think you're just great;
I've wanted to tell you,
So now I won't wait.

Happy Valentines Day!

By Joanna Fuchs

When You're Around

Valentine, when you’re around
My heart feels warm and happy.
I want to say 'I like you,"
Without sounding way too sappy!

By Joanna Fuchs
Valentine Buddy
It's Valentine's Day
And I'm thinking of you;
Be my buddy and pal,
And my Valentine, too!
By Joanna Fuchs
I Think You're Nice

I think you’re nice; I think you’re great.
You stand out from the rest.
And if you’ll be my Valentine,
I’ll think that you’re the best!

By Joanna Fuchs

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School Valentine

Valentine I see you
A lot when we’re at school,
And every time I see you
I think you’re very cool.

I’d like to know you better,
And so this poem I send,
Hoping that you’ll soon be
My special Valentine friend.

By Joanna Fuchs

Valentine Blend

I think we make a perfect blend;
Will you be my Valentine friend?
Mighty Fine Valentine
Together we would be mighty fine,
So won't you be my Valentine?
Jumping Valentine
I'd jump for joy if you'd agree
To be Valentines, you and me.

Fine Valentine

I like you; I think you're fine;
Will you be my Valentine?

By Joanna Fuchs
Neat Valentine
Your personality is such a treat;
Being your Valentine would be really neat.

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God's Valentine Gift

God's Valentine gift of love to us
Was not a bunch of flowers;
It wasn't candy, or a book
To while away the hours.

His gift was to become a man,
So He could freely give
His sacrificial love for us,
So you and I could live.

He gave us sweet salvation, and
Instruction, good and true--
To love our friends and enemies
And love our Savior, too.

So as we give our Valentines,
Let's thank our Lord and King;
The reason we have love to give
Is that He gave everything.

By Joanna Fuchs

You Are Often In My Thoughts

Love is a command
That Christians are called to do;
Our Lord says "Love your God,
And love your neighbor, too."

Some people are easy to love;
They are human rays of sun;
They light up every life,
And encourage everyone.

You are in that group,
So I sincerely want to say:
You are often in my thoughts;
Happy Valentine's Day!

By Joanna Fuchs

Love from Jesus

This Christian Valentine message
sends you love I got from Jesus,
love I learned from the gospels,
found in His words,
His actions, His example.
This Christian Valentine saying
conveys love I didn't have
before I was saved,
couldn't relate to or understand
before I gave my life to the Lord.
On Valentine's Day,
know that I love you and want to
lift you up, encourage you and serve you.
Happy Valentine's Day!

By Joanna Fuchs

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Valentine Prayer for Children

Lord Jesus, take good care of me.
Show me how to think and be.
Help me always to be good,
Serving others, as I should.
I am yours and you are mine
Could we be each other's Valentine?

By Joanna Fuchs

Friend Is Like A Valentine

A friend is like a Valentine,
Heartwarming, bringing pleasure,
Connected to good feelings,
With memories to treasure.

Seeing a special Valentine
Brings happiness to stay,
And that’s what you do, friend,
You brighten every day!

By Joanna Fuchs

My Valentine Friend

Valentine’s Day reminds me
how meaningful my feelings are for you.
You have a special place in my world
that no one else could fill.
Out of your overflowing heart,
you add color and light to my life.
You continually cross my mind,
like a precious dose of sunshine,
lighting me up inside--
as I think of you
and the lasting memories
we have created together.
No Valentine gift
is as precious to me
as you are,
my Valentine friend.

By Joanna Fuchs

Feel-Good Valentine

Valentine, I feel so good
Each time that we're together.
We're similar souls in harmony,
Birds of a kindred feather.

Our hearts sing to the same sweet tune;
Our compatible minds align;
Could you, would you, pretty please,
Be my Valentine?

By Joanna Fuchs

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Valentine Toast
I wish health, love and happiness to my family;
I’m so happy to be one of you.
You’re always so caring and giving to me;
You support me in whatever I do.
I’m proud to be part of this wonderful group;
Oh...and Happy Valentine's Day, too!
By Joanna and Karl Fuchs
Happy Valentine’s Day, Son

Happy Valentine’s Day to our wonderful son,
We love you a lot, you should know.
On this special day, we remind you again;
We love you wherever you go.

Strange as this might seem to you now,
When you’re a dad and have kids of your own,
You’ll then understand the love that we feel
For you, and the way that you’ve grown.

By Karl Fuchs

Treasured Son:
A Son Valentine Poem

On Valentine’s Day, parents think
About the ones they treasure,
And you, son, are a special joy;
You bring us so much pleasure.

We hoped for much and got much more;
We’re oh so proud of you.
Sons so special and so loved
Are very, very few.

By Joanna Fuchs

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Valentine Sister

On Valentine’s Day, day of affection,
I think of you, sister.
I recall all the love and caring
you have shown me throughout the years.
I remember the fun we had,
uncontrollable laughter,
unforgettable experiences we shared,
problems we solved...together.
I think about the comfort,
satisfaction and strength I derive
from having you as my sister,
and my Valentine!
Happy Valentine’s Day!

By Joanna Fuchs

Glad You're Mine:
A Sister Valentine Poem

A message to my (Name):
Hey, be my Valentine!
I’m happy to have a sister,
And I’m really glad you’re mine!

All the fun we shared,
Being friends and siblings, too
Makes me really grateful
To have a sister just like you!

By Joanna Fuchs


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Special Brother

(Name), I think of you a lot;
You’re my very special brother;
Even if I could choose anyone,
I’d never settle for any other.

You're really smart and kind and strong;
I’m glad that you are mine;
To show how very much I care,
I’m sending this Valentine!

By Joanna Fuchs

Forever Valentine Mom

Valentine’s Day is a day of love,
So Mom, I want to say
That no one gives more love than you;
You brighten every day.

You deserve my undying love;
You earned it from the start,
So on Valentine’s Day I give to you
A forever place in my heart.

By Joanna Fuchs

Mother Valentine's Day Poem

Mom, on Valentine's Day I am reminded
that no one in my life
gives more love than you do.
You care so deeply and give so much;
Without you,
I couldn't be the person I am.
You are the foundation of my life.
Your encouragement and support
make everything seem possible,
because I know
you'll always be there for me,
to cheer me, to comfort me,
to give me a boost when I need it.
On Valentine's Day I want you to know
that I love you, I appreciate you,
and I feel so blessed that you are my mother!

By Joanna Fuchs

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Valentine Daughter:
A Valentine's Day Poem for Daughter

You’re my wonderful daughter,
The gem of my life.
A joy and a pleasure,
Through good times and strife.

I love how you chip in,
When there’s work to be done.
I love your cute laugh,
When you’re just having fun.

I love everything about you,
And that’s why I say,
Be my Valentine daughter,
Every Valentines Day!

By Karl and Joanna Fuchs

Valentine Doll

Of all the games I used to play
When I came home from school each day,
Playing a mother was my favorite one;
I’d play with my dolls and have lots of fun.

Now I'm a real mom, and I still love to play
With my real live doll named______ each day.
I love my Valentine dolly who’s living
And walking and talking, and loving and giving.

So daughter, as I watch you grow,
I’ll love you more, and I want you to know,
My heart is yours, honey, come what may,
Every day of the year, not just Valentine’s Day.

By Joanna Fuchs

Cover My Family: A Valentine Prayer

Dear Lord,
On Valentine's Day
I pray that You will
cover my family
with Your grace and protection.
I pray that You will
draw each one of them
ever closer to You,
supporting them,
encouraging them,
being always with them
as they go through
life's ups and downs.
I pray that You will
help them, love them,
make them Yours.
In Jesus' name I pray; amen

By Joanna Fuchs

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